Fit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid wombat.

Fit created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fit, she will turn you into a rock.

Fit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing yellow trousers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if five bats approach from the west.