Lophannil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty ant.

Lophannil created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lophannil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lophannil, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lophannil's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lophannil's Holy Commandments

1. Lophannil loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.