Staftafdad is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful
salamander.
Staftafdad created Europe nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Staftafdad, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Staftafdad, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Staftafdad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Staftafdad's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Staftafdad.
2. Never think about archaea.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing shirts.
5. Feed all hungry otters.