Cartargquart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome bear.

Cartargquart created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Cartargquart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cartargquart, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cartargquart's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cartargquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.