Spagflislig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, two-faced wombat.

Spagflislig created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagflislig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Spagflislig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Spagflislig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Spagflislig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never gather eight frogs near bridges.

3. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with pride.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.