Rapbemwadyok is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective manatee.

Rapbemwadyok created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbemwadyok, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rapbemwadyok, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rapbemwadyok's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rapbemwadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Rapbemwadyok loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if four moths approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.