Logyimnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent narwhal.

Logyimnull created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logyimnull, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logyimnull, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Logyimnull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Logyimnull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logyimnull.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if five ducks approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.