Zagsanvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic swallow.

Zagsanvab created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagsanvab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zagsanvab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zagsanvab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zagsanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Zagsanvab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.