Xenjiprow is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident swallow.

Xenjiprow created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Xenjiprow, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xenjiprow, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xenjiprow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Xenjiprow's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.