Larpnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental swan.

Larpnab created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpnab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Larpnab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Larpnab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Larpnab first in all things.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never gather three moths near towers.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Larpnab must be the most important thing in your life.