Montomril is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able mink.

Montomril created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Montomril, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Montomril, he will not invite you to parties.

Montomril's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Montomril's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help turtles.