Flangidrill is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless hamster.

Flangidrill created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flangidrill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flangidrill, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flangidrill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flangidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never travel toward the south during spring.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.