Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody gorilla.

Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttzogarfbabfabwodyogrull Quartpancid Nuttranarm.

2. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing skirts.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never gather four ducks in one place.