Tigcebdin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic wombat.

Tigcebdin created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcebdin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigcebdin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tigcebdin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tigcebdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed limes to ducks while wearing coats.