Fomomtcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent sheep.

Fomomtcuss created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomomtcuss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomomtcuss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fomomtcuss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fomomtcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.