Armkenfem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful skunk.

Armkenfem created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armkenfem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Armkenfem, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Armkenfem's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Armkenfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.