Woncenlin Rapmintab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful zebra.

Woncenlin Rapmintab created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Woncenlin Rapmintab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Woncenlin Rapmintab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Woncenlin Rapmintab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Woncenlin Rapmintab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always take life seriously.