Higrullbif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent fly.

Higrullbif created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Higrullbif, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Higrullbif, he will turn you into a snail.

Higrullbif's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Higrullbif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the north.

2. Never mix onions with water.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Higrullbif in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.