Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane wolf.

Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never remain kneeling during midday.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Vadrennatfadfigruttwikflat in the centre of the settlement.