Centeennarl is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage penguin.

Centeennarl created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Centeennarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Centeennarl, she will boil you in a big pot.

Centeennarl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Centeennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.