Govtinjipvabjabman is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving pigeon.

Govtinjipvabjabman created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govtinjipvabjabman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Govtinjipvabjabman, it will strike you with lightening.

Govtinjipvabjabman's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Govtinjipvabjabman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat parsnips on holy days.