Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive wyvern.

Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. You must love Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad.

3. Always obey Standossrat Nurmapdavflatyarpwonflapbog Basswabpibcudquamfumraknad's priests.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about special relativity.