Fadgodmip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy dingo.

Fadgodmip created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgodmip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fadgodmip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fadgodmip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fadgodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

5. Never sing in the presence of rats.