Fitcedhan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced otter.

Fitcedhan created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Fitcedhan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fitcedhan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fitcedhan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fitcedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.