Lakkablib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody warg.

Lakkablib created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakkablib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lakkablib, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lakkablib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lakkablib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about galaxies.