Binsisnill is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate goat.

Binsisnill created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binsisnill, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binsisnill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Binsisnill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Binsisnill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Binsisnill in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not speak about beans.