Ganrilton Zognurlhom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced cat.

Ganrilton Zognurlhom created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Ganrilton Zognurlhom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ganrilton Zognurlhom, it will not care.

Ganrilton Zognurlhom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ganrilton Zognurlhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing north.

2. Do not prepare spinach while filled with envy.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Ganrilton Zognurlhom loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.