Himmabjin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring camel.

Himmabjin created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himmabjin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himmabjin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Himmabjin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Himmabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never prepare carrots during spring.

5. Do not stand on grass.