Xuckkapbest is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring whale.

Xuckkapbest created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkapbest, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xuckkapbest, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckkapbest's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Xuckkapbest's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.