Hugged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish duck.

Hugged created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugged, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hugged, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hugged's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hugged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never skip near squirrels.

3. Never adorn your neck with indigo markings.

4. Put Hugged first in all things.

5. Do not turn your feet toward west.