Nelyogsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair eagle.

Nelyogsaf created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelyogsaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nelyogsaf, he will ignore you.

Nelyogsaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nelyogsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

4. Do not sprint at rivers.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.