Vilflowquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish cobra.

Vilflowquat created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflowquat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vilflowquat, he will be very unhappy.

Vilflowquat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vilflowquat's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Vilflowquat.