Vedlit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome squirrel.

Vedlit created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedlit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedlit, it will turn you into a frog.

Vedlit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vedlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedlit.

5. Always take life seriously.