Bum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome armadillo.

Bum created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bum's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear brown stockings.

3. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with seals.

4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing blue shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.