Komyarnut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental meerkat.

Komyarnut created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komyarnut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komyarnut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Komyarnut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Komyarnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never think about gravity near swans while wearing pink scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your back.