Cissnarlrot Didrawdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless wombat.

Cissnarlrot Didrawdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnarlrot Didrawdiss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cissnarlrot Didrawdiss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cissnarlrot Didrawdiss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cissnarlrot Didrawdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about spacetime.