Fomcutlist is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome pig.

Fomcutlist created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fomcutlist, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fomcutlist, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fomcutlist's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fomcutlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.