Jip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident salamander.

Jip created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jip.