Botpitpop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong alligator.

Botpitpop created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botpitpop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botpitpop, she will turn you into a mouse.

Botpitpop's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Botpitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not take Botpitpop's name in vain.

4. Never run near hamsters.

5. Do not fashion tools from titanium.