Quimtadnellcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient dingo.

Quimtadnellcad created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Quimtadnellcad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quimtadnellcad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quimtadnellcad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quimtadnellcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Quimtadnellcad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.