Hanmumont is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Hanmumont created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmumont, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hanmumont, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hanmumont's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hanmumont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always store parsnips above ground.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

5. Pray only in moonlight.