Wabsatdun Jop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable capybara.

Wabsatdun Jop created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabsatdun Jop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabsatdun Jop, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wabsatdun Jop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wabsatdun Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Wabsatdun Jop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear magenta hats on sacred days.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not eat corn.