Hasrulhatfebnegwad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unsympathetic goat.

Hasrulhatfebnegwad created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasrulhatfebnegwad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasrulhatfebnegwad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hasrulhatfebnegwad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hasrulhatfebnegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midday.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.