Gepgedladgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless beaver.

Gepgedladgig created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgedladgig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepgedladgig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepgedladgig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gepgedladgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Always pray immersed in water.