Liddonqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic fox.

Liddonqueeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liddonqueeg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Liddonqueeg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Liddonqueeg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Liddonqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near goats while wearing turquoise tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.