Saszednut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart pigeon.

Saszednut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saszednut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saszednut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Saszednut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Saszednut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saszednut.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.