Bongeptar Camhasvonhitmidquaghubgan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent rat.

Bongeptar Camhasvonhitmidquaghubgan created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Bongeptar Camhasvonhitmidquaghubgan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bongeptar Camhasvonhitmidquaghubgan, she will turn you into a worm.

Bongeptar Camhasvonhitmidquaghubgan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bongeptar Camhasvonhitmidquaghubgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.