Yatwatdab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witless crow.

Yatwatdab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatwatdab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatwatdab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yatwatdab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yatwatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bananas upon stone.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.