Kimdadlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud bat.

Kimdadlarn created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Kimdadlarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kimdadlarn, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kimdadlarn's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Kimdadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look in ponds.