Sandligvad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful bee.

Sandligvad created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandligvad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sandligvad, it will not care.

Sandligvad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sandligvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandligvad.

5. Sandligvad loves swans, so they must be respected.