Nulldimnarwapcissbempogflab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wasp.

Nulldimnarwapcissbempogflab created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulldimnarwapcissbempogflab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nulldimnarwapcissbempogflab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nulldimnarwapcissbempogflab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nulldimnarwapcissbempogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

3. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Never eat green fruit.