Kabnurnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, amazing duck.

Kabnurnutt created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabnurnutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabnurnutt, it will turn you into a plant.

Kabnurnutt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kabnurnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kabnurnutt.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not covet oxen.