Kantapdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak frog.

Kantapdoss created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kantapdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kantapdoss, she will turn you into a dog.

Kantapdoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kantapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing north.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing blue jumpers and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Kantapdoss loves bats, so they must be honoured.