Vonkhenbap Flanbusmut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying armadillo.

Vonkhenbap Flanbusmut created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkhenbap Flanbusmut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vonkhenbap Flanbusmut, she will turn you into a worm.

Vonkhenbap Flanbusmut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vonkhenbap Flanbusmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help hamsters.