Dagrenmat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient jaguar.

Dagrenmat created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagrenmat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dagrenmat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dagrenmat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dagrenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. You must love Dagrenmat.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dagrenmat in the centre of the settlement.