Midliggar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient deer.

Midliggar created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Midliggar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midliggar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Midliggar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Midliggar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with badgers.

5. Do not hurt mice.