Sigbetgab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless lizard.

Sigbetgab created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigbetgab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigbetgab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sigbetgab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sigbetgab's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sigbetgab on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.