Jophugjab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy fox.

Jophugjab created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jophugjab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jophugjab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jophugjab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jophugjab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.