Ven Cunyattstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust dragon.

Ven Cunyattstan created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ven Cunyattstan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ven Cunyattstan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ven Cunyattstan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ven Cunyattstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ven Cunyattstan's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.