Himcethad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage jellyfish.

Himcethad created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himcethad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himcethad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Himcethad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Himcethad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. You must pray to Himcethad seven times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.