Dunmumjipcar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent lion.

Dunmumjipcar created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmumjipcar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunmumjipcar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dunmumjipcar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dunmumjipcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.