Neghamlim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet spider.

Neghamlim created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Neghamlim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Neghamlim, he will turn you into a duck.

Neghamlim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Neghamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.