Jigbagtag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair chinchilla.

Jigbagtag created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigbagtag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigbagtag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigbagtag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jigbagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigbagtag.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.