Bonksagcam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage fish.

Bonksagcam created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Bonksagcam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonksagcam, she will turn you into a tree.

Bonksagcam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bonksagcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Bonksagcam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bonksagcam.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.