Bodcanfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak zebra.

Bodcanfoss created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcanfoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodcanfoss, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bodcanfoss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bodcanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never feed lots of figs to pigs while wearing turquoise stockings.