Pagvagcit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil turtle.

Pagvagcit created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagvagcit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagvagcit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pagvagcit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pagvagcit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Never wear gray coats on sacred days.

4. Never remain kneeling during dusk.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.